• Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a fewdrinks first.
  • My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp asit used to be.
  • Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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  • I’ve still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
  • I’m getting into swing dancing.. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body arejust prone to swinging.
  • It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
  • I think I’ve reached my sexpiration date.
  • People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided weget cable or that dish thing.
  • The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.The bad news is they have to squat down first.
  • These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, “For fast relief.”
  • I’ve tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven’t made one called “Buns of Putty.”
  • Don’t think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
  • Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.
  • Remember: You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow oldbecause you stop laughing. [/restrict]