Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
-To get to the bottom.
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Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
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racula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.
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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
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Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.
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If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
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Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.
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“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be the paper jamming again!”
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Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.
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Would you like to hear a construction joke?
Well I’m still working on it. [/restrict]