Last year, many women upgraded their BOYFRIEND 3.1 to
BOYFRIEND PLUS 1.0
(marketing name: FIANCE 1.0) and then further upgraded
FIANCE 1.0 to HUSBAND 1.0. They found that 1.0 is a memory hogger and incompatible to
many other programs in their lives. HUSBAND 1.0 includes plug-ins such as MOTHER-IN-LAW, BROTHER-IN-LAW, and ANNOYING LOSER FRIENDS although market research has clearly shown that they are unnecessary and unwanted.
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The upcoming BOYFRIEND 4.0 will change all that. Created by leading experts in the field and based upon years of research and classroom lectures, it includes the best of the old features, such as the HANDYMAN FUNCTION, and includes many new functions such as the
OPTIONAL COMMITMENT FEATURE. Other immature functions, such as BEER GUZZLING and CAT CALLING have been removed, though they can still be found on FRATBOY
1.1 BOYFRIEND 4.0 will include:
– An AUTOMATIC REMINDER BUTTON AND PAY ATTENTION FEATURE (so
I don’t have to repeat myself)
– MINIMIZE BUTTON
– SHUTDOWN FEATURE
– SHOPPING FUNCTION
– A BACK-UP ENERGY SUPPLY, so it won’t fall asleep after sex
– A LAUNDRY, COOKING, & HOUSECLEANING FUNCTION
– DIAPER-CHANGING FUNCTION, for the more advanced users
– A SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE, so once it’s uninstalled it won’t come back
– A MONOGAMY FEATURE
– AUTOMATIC OVERRIDE that kicks in right before they’re about to say ANYTHING even remotely st&%#d .. [/restrict]