Washington D.C., USA – October 17th to November 4th, 2016- The Financial Institutions Commission proudly announces that the FIC Bank Examiner Ms. Lindsay M. Timarong has successfully completed the four phase U.S. FDIC Bank Examination training series culminating with the intensive three-week Examination Management School (EMS). EMS is the final phase of FDIC Bank Examination […]
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Anonymous
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” [restrict] Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If […]
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School absences
THESE ARE ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCES (SUPPOSEDLY) FROM PARENTS — INCLUDING SPELLING. *My son is under a doctor’s care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. [restrict] *Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, […]
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Military to Conduct Training at Warning Area 517, Farallon de Medinilla
ASAN, Guam (Nov. 18, 2016) – The military will conduct training at Warning Area 517 (W-517) during the following dates and times: 21 from noon to 10 p.m.22 from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m.23 from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. [restrict] The military will also conduct 24-hour training at the island of Farallon de Medinilla […]
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horoscope
Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19) Today, Aries, you’re in the mood for commitment! Take time to connect with the social world as you seek like-minded people who can share your intimate, individualistic realm. Ultimately, we all have to figure out how to make our way in society. Today you will feel more sociable than usual. Expect […]
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REASONING
The first reason for man’s inner slavery is his ignorance, and above all, his ignorance of himself. Without self-knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he will always remain a slave, and the plaything of the forces acting upon him. This is why […]