• Good thing Noah took those two coffee beans on board.
  • I’m really good at stuff until somebody watches me do that stuff.
  • You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it.

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  • It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
  • I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. 8 days ago.
  • You have to excuse me, I suffer from emotional constipation. I really can’t give a shit.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what’s he done to you?
  • If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.
  • You may have one but that doesn’t mean you have to act like one.
  • I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.
  • How many times must I flush before you finally go away?
  • Looking at the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken must have been around 8 or 11 feet tall.
  • If you see nothing you could be grateful for, check your pulse.
  • It is what’s inside that matters – the fridge is a perfect example.

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