Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
—Source: LA Times
Area Man Joins Organization Where Nothing Much Ever Happens
—Source: Wall Street Journal
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Angry Nepali Man Bites Cobra to Death in Revenge Attack
—Source: MSNBC
Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself
—Source: (Madison County, Illinois) Record
A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home
—Source: New York Times
Pasco Man Arrested, Says 48 Beers Was Likely Ten Too Many
—Source: St. Petersburg Times
Hold the Presses!
Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:
“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”
“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”
“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum… READ MORE
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [/restrict]