1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

  1. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

  1. *Shoulder*


My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

  1. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

  1. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

  1. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

  1. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

  1. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair

  1. *Chicken* *wing

My wif e plays the lottery so chicken wing.

  1. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

  1. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

  1. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

  1. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly? [/restrict]