… That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
… That CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
… If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
… McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
.. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
… The Mafia is laying off judges.
… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! [/restrict]