… That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

… That CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.


… If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

… McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

.. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

… Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

… The Mafia is laying off judges.

… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally…

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! [/restrict]