1. Hello, this is Frank’s fridge. If you leave a message, I will attach it on my door with a magnet.
  2. Hello, I am David’s answering machine. And who are you?

[restrict]

  • Hello, this is Death speaking. If you leave your name and telephone number, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can.
  • Hi, I’m at home but unfortunately too drunk to find the telephone. Please leave a message and I’ll call you back as soon as I’m capable of it.
  • Hello, this is Daniel’s answering machine. Please leave a message between the beeps: Beep-beep. Nothing? OK, good bye.
  • Hello, this is Anna’s answering machine. I’m always here for you and I love listening to you. Please leave a message after the beep.
  • No, please not the beep. Please, noooo…. Beep
  • You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you. Please speak after the beep.
  • Hello, you are connected to the Vatican. All the confessionals are currently busy. Please explain your sins in full detail after the tone.
  • Hello? Hello? Yes, Aha… Well this is Tony’s answering machine. Sorry he’s not here. But you can leave him a message after the tone. [/restrict]