1. Excuse me, I have a stool appointment.
  2. Please excuse me while I go check the plumbing.


  • Pardon me, I have 6 pounds of boneless mass to get rid of.
  • Excuse me please, I have to go hide a treasure.
  • I’m sorry, I have to quickly disable alarm level brown.
  • Excuse me while I go on a ride on the porcelain steamer.
  • Pardon me, I must punish the porcelain.
  • Excuse me, I have to deliver Satan’s donuts.
  • Excuse me, I have to excrete. [/restrict]