- Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
- If love is blind, then marriage is its spectacles.
- The shortest horror story: Monday.
- Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people.
What would you, as an uninvolved party, say on the topic of intelligence?
How to win the heart of a woman? Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her.
How to win the heart of a man? Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
Intelligence relentlessly rides in your wake – but you are faster.
4 bottles of bleach: $20.00. A coil of rope, 4 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $45.00. 3 boxes of XXL bin liners: $10.00.
The look on the cashier’s face: Priceless!
The password to your life is “Humor”.
Good persuasion technique:
Come over to the dark side… we’ve got candy.
A truth of life:
Only ever trust your own butt to always stand behind you!
Too long speeches lead to no actions.
Some harsh morning reality:
The early bird dies of sleep deprivation.
The weekend has landed:
Goodbye, social status and dignity. I’ll see you Monday.
Don’t share the host’s music taste?:
“I believe they are actually using this music to keep the hobos from train stations.”
Need to defend a messy apartment?
We maintain an alternative lifestyle.
A smooth break-up line:
There was a time when I would have given myself to you, now I’m not even willing to throw up in your direction.
Thank you, I don’t need a hairstylist. My pillow creates a new hairdo for me every morning.