A brief synopsis… When you’re at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.
- Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
- Has the brains of a house plant.
- Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
- Has the IQ of a salad bar / an ice cube / three below houseplant.
- Has the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.
- Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
- Has the personality of a snail on Valium.
- Has the same talent as Dr. Doolittle.
- Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
- Hasn’t caught on that X and Y are relative values.
- Hasn’t got all his china in the cupboard.
- Hasn’t got the brains God gave a cat.
- Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.
- He can only type in upper case.
- He can push but he can’t pop.