• For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution…and it is always wrong.
  • For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

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  • Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.
  • Free advice costs nothing until you act upon it.
  • Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.
  • Freud’s 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.
  • Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  • Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself.
  • Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration.
  • Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews. [/restrict]