Hello, this is Frank’s fridge. If you leave a message, I will attach it on my door with a magnet.Hello, I am David’s answering machine. And who are you? [restrict] Hello, this is Death speaking. If you leave your name and telephone number, I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Hi, I’m […]
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A very shy guy goes into a pub
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Monday night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?” [restrict] She responds by yelling, at the […]
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Buoyant Trump spouts boasts, proposals — and falsehoods — at Iowa rally
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — A jubilant President Trump recapped some of his campaign’s greatest hits, offered some new policy ideas and offered some blatant misstatements during a marathon rally Wednesday night in Iowa. [restrict] “We’re not even campaigning and look at this crowd,” said Trump during a rally organized by his 2020 campaign in a […]
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RAMSI and the regional spirit of Helpem Fren
For Publication 24 June 2017- Pacific Regionalism is defined by our common sense of identity and purpose. A desire to work together to overcome our common constraints and build the safe, prosperous and inclusive communities and nations that we pray for each day. [restrict] The concept of helpem fren exists across our communities. It is […]
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Pohnpei files claims against four former government employees
POHNPEI, 22 JUNE 2017 (MARIANAS VARIETY) — Pohnpei’s Office of the Attorney General has filed a claim against four former employees of Pohnpei State. The state is seeking to recover financial damages for payments for unauthorized overtime in the amount that the claims say the State will prove in court. [restrict] The claim is based […]
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Worst global coral bleaching event eases, as experts await next one
MARYLAND, 22 JUNE 2017 (THE GUARDIAN) — The worst coral bleaching event in recorded history, which has hit every major coral region on Earth since 2014, appears to be coming to an end, with scientists now worrying how long reefs will have to recover before it happens again. [restrict] After analysing satellite and model data, […]