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Tokyo (AFP) – Japan’s century-old imperial proclamation urging people to be willing to die for the emperor was consigned to history books until video surfaced showing children in an Osaka kindergarten enthusiastically reciting it. A cabinet decision allowing schools to teach the long-banished edict, which was used to promote militarism in the 1930s and 1940s, […]

Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19)   – If you’re attending a class tonight, do something frivolous for the rest of the day. Read romance novels instead of great literature. Otherwise, by the time you get to class you will already be suffering from intellectual overload and absorb very little of what you hear. Keep yourself hungry for […]

My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.Sometimes I drink water – just to surprise my liver. [restrict] Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with […]

A man is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls. The first accountant walks in and starts to introduce himself. Accountant1: I’m here for the accounting position [restrict] Boss: what’s 2+2? Accountant1: 4 Boss: get out Sad, disappointed, and a little confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office. […]

Rhonda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog. He […]

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.”I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. [restrict] Another one was: Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. […]