Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19) Welcome back to the world of the living. You’ve been working hard lately and haven’t taken time out to do much of anything else — so play, of course, has been at the very bottom of that list. Well, it’s time to make up for all that, starting tonight. Get in […]
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Sock it to Me
On the first night of their ?honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul-searching, the ?husband gathers his […]
Best Witticisms
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain? -To get to the bottom. *** Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company. [restrict] *** racula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck. *** Whenever I undress in the […]
Oscar 2017 nomination for ‘Tanna’ PORT VILA, 26 JANUARY 2017 (VANUATU DAILY POST) — Congratulations and well wishes continue to pour in to the producers of the movie ‘Tanna’ from all over the region and the world after the movie was nominated for the 2017 Oscar for the best foreign language film, the first for […]
Guilt Trippers
“Why is that person always so angry at her?” Someone asked. “Because that person can no longer manipulate, control, or send her on a guilt trip. She’s free.” When I say, “What others say or think of me is none of my business.” I don’t mean we just do what we want. What we really […]
Donald Trump tells Malcolm Turnbull he will honour deal to resettle refugees from Nauru and Manus
SYDNEY, 30 JANUARY 2017 (SMH) — Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has received Donald Trump’s personal assurance that a deal for the US to resettle refugees from Nauru and Manus Island will go ahead, despite the US President’s harsh immigration policies sending shockwaves around the world. [restrict] Fears the deal, struck last year with Barack […]
