Describe your problem:
Now, describe the problem accurately:
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
Problem Severity: [/restrict]
Nature of the problem:
- Locked Up
- Is your computer plugged in? Yes No
- Is it turned on? Yes No
- Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No
- Have you made it worse? Yes
- Have you read the manual? Yes No
- Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Yes No
- Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? No
- Do you think you understood it? Yes No
- If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself?
- How tall are you? Are you above this line?
- What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
- If `nothing’ explain why you were logged in.
- Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes No
- How does this problem make you feel?
- Tell me about your childhood
- Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes No
- Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes