I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can’t believe how much I was charged.
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Which is the smallest city?
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Electri-city.
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Shocked.
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Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
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I was at work today and my boss told me to lighten up.
Fair enough, I guess. I am an electrician on a film set.
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What do you call a detective electrician?
Sherlock Ohms.
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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
He’s a light fitter.
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How tall is a union electrician?
I don’t know, I’ve never seen one stand up.
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What’s the definition of a shock absorber?
A careless electrician.
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I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.
I told them it was a death trap.
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What do you call a Russian electrician?
Switchitonanov.
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Why are electricians always up to date?
Because they are current specialists.
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What’s the difference between an electrician and God?
God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.
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What did the light bulb say to the generator?
I really get a charge out of you. [/restrict]