I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.

I can’t believe how much I was charged.


Which is the smallest city?




How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?



Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.


I was at work today and my boss told me to lighten up.

Fair enough, I guess. I am an electrician on a film set.


What do you call a detective electrician?

Sherlock Ohms.


My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.

He’s a light fitter.


How tall is a union electrician?

I don’t know, I’ve never seen one stand up.


What’s the definition of a shock absorber?

A careless electrician.


I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.

I told them it was a death trap.


What do you call a Russian electrician?



Why are electricians always up to date?

Because they are current specialists.


What’s the difference between an electrician and God?

God doesn’t think he’s an electrician.


What did the light bulb say to the generator?

I really get a charge out of you. [/restrict]