– Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
— Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
— Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
— Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
— Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
— Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on “Start”?
— Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
– made with real lemons?
— Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
— Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
— Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
— When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
— Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
— Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
— You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
– don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
— Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
— Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
— If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
— If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?