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- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Progress is made by lazy people looking for an easier way to do things.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy! [/restrict]