• What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
  • Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
  • Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
  • Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

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  • What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
  • My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.
  • What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
  • Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana. 26. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
  • What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.
  • What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
  • Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”
  • Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired. 31. Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man! [/restrict]