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- Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
- There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
- With a calendar, your days are numbered.
A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy.
It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work. [/restrict]