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- I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
My biggest professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor but me.
A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
It’s not how good your work is, it’s how well you explain it.
Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.
I like my job only marginally more than I like being homeless. [/restrict]