Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken?
Defendant: Yes, my lord.
Judge; How much.
Judge: Please elaborate.
Defendant: One horse to one chicken.
Burns: Do you like to love?
Burns: Like to kiss?
Burns: What do you like?
Allen: Lamb chops.
Burns: Lamb chops. Could you eat two big lamb chops alone?
Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could.