Half and Half

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  Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken?

  Defendant: Yes, my lord.

  Judge; How much.

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Defendant: 50:50

Judge: Please elaborate.

Defendant: One horse to one chicken.

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Lamb Chops

Burns: Do you like to love?

Allen: No.

Burns: Like to kiss?

Allen: No.

Burns: What do you like?

Allen: Lamb chops.

Burns: Lamb chops. Could you eat two big lamb chops alone?

Allen: Alone? Oh, no, not alone. With potatoes I could.

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