Anyone can do any work provided it isn’t what they’re supposed to be doing.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the post.


If you’re good, you’ll get all the work. If you’re really good, you’ll avoid it.

A person’s authority is inversely proportional to the number of pens they carry.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

The more pretentious a company name, the smaller the organisation.

Never ask two questions in memo. The reply will discuss only the unimportant one. [/restrict]