• “To work in order to stop yourself thinking is also laziness.”
  • Herman Bang
  • I’m breathing. That’s about it for today’s productivity.
  • A broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.
  •  I am an example to others. A bad example.

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Rule No. 1: Women are always right.

Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule No.1 applies.

  • Men with piercings are ideal marriage material. They are not new to pain and they have experience with buying jewelry.- Gabi Köster –
  • Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
  •  When somebody talks crap:
  • “Here, have a tissue. There’s still a bit of bullshit left on your mouth.”
  • Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is finished.
  • Whoever said “nothing is impossible” clearly never tried slamming a revolving door.
  • May I be excused? My brain is quite full.
  • The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.
  • Do not let your mind wander too much. It is too small for you to let it out alone.
  • The human body was clearly designed by a civil engineer. Who else would put a waste disposal pipeline running through a recreational area?
  • Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.
  • Every rule has an exception. This rule is no exception.
  • When the weekend is over:

Where exactly was I in the night from Friday to Monday???

Monday office chat:

There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Monday through Friday.

  • Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver. [/restrict]