Baseball bat: a wooden or ?metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands.


Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit!


Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight.


Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until suddenly you hear a clang and some shouting and immediately understand life is about to get much harder.


Fly ball: when the sun drops ?a boulder on your head.


Shortstop: a position that ?involves mostly ground balls ?and that you think maybe you can play.


Line drive: the reason you can’t play shortstop.


Innings: the amount of time ?left before afternoon snack, ?divided by nine. [/restrict]