1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven’t had any caffeine in about 6 hours.
  2. You wonder why on earth anyone would make a programming language conform to such absolutely bizarre rules of grammar but in a strange way it actually begins to make sense.

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  • You start dreaming in recursion (if you have any time to dream).
  • You realize not only is it daytime but your project is due in 2 hours, which isn’t enough time to even begin running it.
  • You start customizing your environment because you want it “just right” (and because further work on the program is futile).
  • You wonder when the invasion will begin.
  • You understand #8.
  • You start signing your name in octal (or binary) just because.
  • You know more programming commands than actual words.
  • You realize that you have reached the end, and there is no closing command.[/restrict]