• The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
  • Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
  • Half the people you know are below average. [/restrict]