What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence? A widow. *** How can you tell if a man is lying? [restrict] You can see his lips moving. *** Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event? Because they’ve forgotten what happened. *** What do you instantly know […]
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Teacher
Describing his teacher to his mother, Jimmy called her “mean but fair.” “Just what do you mean by that?” – his mother asked. “She is mean to everybody.” – Jimmy replied. **** There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, […]
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Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19) You might want to check your alarm clock to be sure it really woke you up this morning. Your tendency today will be to stay in the cocoon of your little dream world, deep in your own thoughts. Obsessive thoughts, in particular, will try and drown out some more pressing issues […]
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NHL Trade Deadline 2017 Winners and Losers from Puck Daddy
The NHL Trade Deadline came and went on March 1 with some significant moves being made … hours, sometimes days, before the deadline. Which meant that Wednesday’s deadline was filled with complicated smaller deals, dashed expectations and two Canadian networks doing their best to pass the time with NHL Awards-level comedy. [restrict] Here are Puck […]
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Pacific support fair compensation for victims of nuclear testing in Marshall Islands, PIFS SG
SUVA, 02 MARCH 2017 (PACNEWS) — The people of Marshall Islands have been assured of the support of the Pacific and its people in their quest to obtain a fair compensation from the United States of America for the damage caused by nuclear testing. [restrict] In her message to the people of Marshall Islands to […]
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UN Environment and SPREP support Pacific prepare for UN Ocean Conference
APIA, 02 MARCH 2017 (SPREP) — Home to more than 10 per cent of the planet’s oceans, the Pacific Islands are uniting to help shape global ocean management as defined at the UN Ocean Conference in June this year. The Secretariat of the Pacific Regional Environment Programme (SPREP) and the United Nations Environment Programme (UN […]