Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.” [restrict] *** Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss […]
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Horoscope
Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19) You may feel a real need to get moving today, Aries. Almost everyone prefers quiet activities, books, art, and even just sitting around to physical activity at times. But your health can suffer if you aren’t active, Fresh air, exercise, and sunshine are vital to your well-being. Today don’t resist any […]
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Highjink
Teacher asked George: “How can you prove the earth is round?” George replied: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.” ** Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?” [restrict] Student: “A heart attack.” ** Teacher: “This essay […]
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When Children Have Children
I was in a shop sometime ago when two beautiful teenage girls walked in. The taller one was a customer but the other one just came along. While her friend was being cared for, she sat on the couch holding a baby boy of about six or seven month old. I didn’t want to assume […]
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Taiwan to aid Nauru in egg production
TAIWAN, 27 FEBRUARY 2017 (TAIPEI TIMES) —-Taiwan is assisting Nauru with egg production in a bid to diversify Nauruans’ dietary proteins. Nauruans mainly rely on fish and canned foods for protein and lack meat and vegetable proteins, Ministry of Foreign Affairs-affiliated International Cooperation and Development Fund deputy secretary-general Chen Ai-chen said. [restrict] Citing WHO data, […]
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Online registry makes lending against movable property easier in Samoa
APIA,27 FEBRUARY 2017 (ADB)— Lending institutions in Samoa will be able to provide credit to more businesses following the launch of an online registry that makes it easier to accept movable property — such as machinery, accounts receivable, or inventory — as collateral. Activation of the Personal Property Securities Registry in Apia today was the […]