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God was not completely satisfied with his own creation until He created a woman.  When He created everything including the man, He said, “This is good.” After the woman was made, God declared, “This is very good!” [restrict] Every year we usually start with promises to ourselves to improve our lives. We call them, resolutions […]

Q: Why shouldn’t Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram? A: They could’ve downloaded it for free! Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? [restrict] A: Had a byte! I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.” Yo […]

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” [restrict] She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, […]

Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, “Dad, tomorrow there’s a special ‘Adults’ evening’ at school. Daddy is surprised, “Really? Special?” “Yes,” nods Johnny, “it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers.” [restrict] **** After Sunday school, the teacher released the kids to go to church and reminded them, […]

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.“If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors and all of them got laid.” [restrict] Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I […]