Top ten ways the Internet could get worse

  1. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.
  2. “MAKE MONEY FAST” posts protected by 1st amendment, declare internet lawyers Canter & Siegel.

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  • Home shopping “network”.
  • Netrek corporate sponsorships. Out: Orion, Pollux, Klingus. In: Planet Bud, Toyota Prime, Intelworld.
  • Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.
  • Dan Quayle appointed head of “bandwidth expansion tiger team”.
  • Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.
  • Gameboy web browsers.
  • Tipper Gore cancelbot unleashed onto the net.
  • AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THE INTERNET CAN GET WORSE:

    1. Two words: “Microsoft Network” [/restrict]