Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the grocery? Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied…
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters …
Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an id..t like you. Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are useless. Husband : It’s by Default.
Wife : What about your Salary? Husband : File in use … Try after some time.
Wife : What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus
For 25 Cents
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
The thief then went through Murphy’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Murphy was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Murphy why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
“Was that all you wanted?” Murphy replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in me shoe!”
A passenger in a taxi leaned o…
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.” [/restrict]