A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered. ‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this afternoon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco […]
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Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19) Your head and heart are working in concert today, Aries. Things are coming together just as you expected them to. Have confidence in yourself. More than likely, you have the perfect solution to every situation. Maybe your incredible perception of the circumstances will catch someone off guard. Be prepared for some […]
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crazy jokes
Confessions may be great for your soul, but they are hell for your reputation.Yes, the early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. [restrict] Do you remember when I asked you to give me your opinion? That’s right, me neither. Sometimes it’s time to lay on the couch and do nothing […]
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The Case of The Imaginary Dogs
My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” [restrict] The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a […]
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Hopes of mild climate change dashed by new research
MASSACHUSETTS, 06 JULY 2017 (THE GUARDIAN) — Hopes that the world’s huge carbon emissions might not drive temperatures up to dangerous levels have been dashed by new research. The work shows that temperature rises measured over recent decades do not fully reflect the global warming already in the pipeline and that the ultimate heating of […]
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New $80 departure tax comes into force in Niue
ALOFI, 06 JULY 2017 (PACNEWS) — The Government of Niue has announced an NZD$80 (US$58) departure tax on all airline passengers from 01 July 2017. A government notice said the new departure tax came into effect on Saturday for all passengers travelling to New Zealand on Air New Zealand. [restrict] Any passenger that purchased an […]