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- The leading source of computer problems is computer solutions.
- Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
- War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts; corruption is a crime; crime doesn’t pay… basically, if you keep on reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
They say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
If you have been struck by a headache, follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Any of us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
Pity there’s no gym for your face.
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a clipboard.
It may seem like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to disappear.
If you’re using the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby”, try taking candy from a baby.
The first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
No, I don’t read. The letters get really repetitive after a while.
Love life self-help:
Oh come on Amor, that’s enough man. Give me the arrow and I’ll do it myself!
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to change a single idea. [/restrict]