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 ASAN, Guam – Naval Facilities Engineering Command (NAVFAC) Marianas was named on Apr. 22 the winner in the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO) Shore Safety Award Program in the small industrial category for fiscal year 2016. [restrict] NAVFAC Marianas Commanding Officer Capt. Stephanie Jones commended the entire command for significant contributions toward reducing mishaps, enabling […]

t’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business. [restrict] What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? Wataaaaah! The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his […]

Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19)    Your goal for the day seems to be to enchant your mate. There’s no reason not to try. Indeed, today is excellent for love. But don’t exaggerate your romantic wiles, Aries. Since the day’s aspects tend to distort your perception of things, you may be betrayed by what you see in […]

The new manager of Liverpool football club sent scouts out around the world Looking for a new center forward to replace his old and decrepit players In the hope of winning the league. []restrict] One of his scouts informed him of a young Iraqi soccer player who he thinks will turn out to be a […]

 If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff. [restrict] A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few […]

Aries (Mar.21 – Apr.19)   Use your powerful sense of intuition today, Aries. Whether you realize it consciously or not, the oceans are creating a tsunami of power that won’t be ignored. Make sure you’re operating from a solid base before you extend yourself outward. Be careful of the rip tides. It may be fun to […]